i am the anti venom
I'm Heaven c: yes thats my actual name. i blog pretty much anything. i love Never shout never and hayley williams. i'll talk to anyone just message me <3
- interviewer: so, leave us with a word of wisdom?
- alex: don't-
- rian: let's do this, you say a word then i say a word
- alex: don't
- rian: ever
- alex: cross
- rian: the
- alex: train
- rian: tracks
- alex: without
- rian: looking
- alex: at
- rian: the
- alex: belt
- rian: loop
- alex: in
- rian: your
- alex: stockings
- rian: that's it
- alex: (whispers) first, say first
- rian: first
- alex: there it is
- rian: what was the sentence?
- alex: it was 'don't ever cross the train tracks without looking at the loop in your stockings first' (laughs) pretty good
- interviewer: remember that, kids
- alex: it's an important one
- rian: if there's one thing that we attribute our success to, it's that
- alex: always check your belt loops in your stockings first before your cross the train tracks just cause that shit'll fuck you up
- rian: they do that better on whose line is it anyway
- alex: that shit will ruin your life
- rian: wayne brady
- alex: wayne brady is just
- rian: awesome
- alex: the middle aged white women's black man
- rian: that, it's true
- alex: it's true
- rian: just like we're the
- alex: we're the middle aged black women's white boys
- me: wow could my thighs get any bigger
- *sits down*
- me: apparently yes
My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.
you guys
are my heroes
(via r4ditud3)
How NORMAL people run during P.E.
How weird people run during P.E.
The people who can’t keep up in P.E.
How I run in p.e
(Source: mike-onic, via becauseimperfectlyimperfect)
I’M DYING.
(Source: sock-full-of-butter, via savannahbanana771)
